May 2013
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
iguanamouth:
I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE
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”Black women been styling their natural hair for thousands of years but when we...
– (via the-african-violet-speaks)
!!!
(via chokolatesoul)
but they don’t wanna hear you though
(via malanga-coco)
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Janet Jackson Becomes a Billionaire →
heirofmedusa:
The pop star joins the billion-dollar club alongside Oprah Winfrey.
YAY
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What tumblr has done to me
Sees Porn: no reaction
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keelychu:
we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.
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circumcisions:
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
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itaylorrae:
just-call-me-vendetta:
morphinginthepuhsea:
chrssy:
riding your man like
LMSDOPAJAIUEBUHRJEKKDFJKFD
……………………………………..I lost all my cans!
I was not expecting that, and may or may not have piddled a little bit.
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Ancient African coins lead experts to question who... →
thefemaletyrant:
According to the records, Australia was first discovered by Dutch explorers in the early 17th century. So how did 1,000-year-old copper coins from a former African sultanate end up on a remote Australian beach?
An Australian anthropologist, Ian McIntosh, is determined to get to the bottom of the mystery, which began when five coins were found buried in sand by a soldier...
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slythermint:
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”
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What ever happened to Jon Snow's Uncle what's his...
girljanitor:
you know i can’t even remember wtf happened with Benjen Stark
if that ever gets resolved or if it already was
well i’m rereading the books maybe i’ll find out
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Channelling Efunsetan, Ahebi, Alaba Ida,... →
lanaleilani:
lmao so this was posted on perthnow.com and a nyoongar activist i have on facebook posted the link and was like “they’re only just figuring out now that aboriginal people traded with other countries long before ‘captain crook’ came along? they could have just asked us? lmao”
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Karui Icons
bowie-sensei:
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nageimakoto:
rabioheab:
mom, dad… i’m… i’m white
Adventures of a Girl Janitor: Dear Zack Snyder and... →
jhameia:
ultralaser:
redcloud:
fancycwabs:
Why is Superman’s cape fluttering in the vacuum of space?
Superfarts.
mythbusters covered this when they tried to fake the moon landing. the theory was that the flag shouldn’t have flapped while it was being planted bc no…
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crybabe:
wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
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